$ETF is a meme token, not an ETF. Rewards aren't guaranteed; crypto can lose value.
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Escape The Fed$ETF
◆ ONCHAIN REWARD ENGINE

A meme coin
that pays you
in real stocks.

Hold $ETF and watch protocol activity get routed into tokenized exposure to Apple, Alphabet, NVIDIA, Palantir and SpaceX — every drop recorded onchain and yours to verify.

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AAPL
GOOGL
NVDA
PLTR
SPCX
AAPLGOOGLNVDAPLTRSPCXAAPLGOOGLNVDAPLTRSPCXAAPLGOOGLNVDAPLTRSPCXAAPLGOOGLNVDAPLTRSPCX
THE REWARD TRAIL

Every reward, on the record.

Configured taxes pool in the vault and are converted into tokenized Stock Tokens for eligible holders. Each distribution is recorded onchain with a transaction hash you can verify on Blockscout — this feed is a convenience layer over that public data, not the source of truth.

unavailable
LIVE DISTRIBUTIONS$0.00indexed
No distributions indexed yet. Once the indexer runs against a deployed vault, verified rewards appear here.
$0.00
STOCK REWARDS
indexed
0
REWARD EVENTS
indexed
0
WALLETS REWARDED
indexed
0
TOKENIZED ASSETS
THE PAYOUTS

Five assets. Tilt them.

AAPL
AAPL
Apple
configured
0xaF3D…93f9
GOOGL
GOOGL
Alphabet Class A
configured
0x2e08…4FE3
NVDA
NVDA
NVIDIA
configured
0xd060…9EEC
PLTR
PLTR
Palantir
configured
0x894E…4F2A
SPCX
SPCX
Space Exploration Technologies
configured
0x4a0E…5eEa
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HOW IT MOVES

Trade in, stocks out.

Trade
Buy / sell $ETF
Tax
A slice is routed
Vault
Revenue pools
Convert
Into Stock Tokens
Holders
Eligible wallets
PLAY WITH IT

Drag the sliders.

A toy model to build intuition for how volume, tax and your holding relate. Not a forecast, not a promise.

illustrative only

A toy model, not a forecast. It assumes a constant volume, a fixed split and an illustrative eligible supply; it ignores liquidity, price moves and contract logic, and does not represent guaranteed income.

ESTIMATED DAILY REWARD (ILLUSTRATIVE)
$19.14
AAPL
$4.59
GOOGL
$3.83
NVDA
$5.36
PLTR
$2.30
SPCX
$3.06
ESCAPE · THE · FEDS

Straight answers.

No — it's a crypto meme token on Robinhood Chain. Not an ETF, fund, or registered investment product. The name is a joke about finance, not a description of a regulated product.

Retire the paperwork.

A verified buy route isn't configured yet — this reflects a pre-launch state.

CA: not set